Sunday, July 25, 2010

This Week At Old South Haven Presbyterian Church

Sunday, July 25         10:00am           Morning Worship
                                                               Sermon: "Being Spiritual: 3. Affirming The Old In The New"
                                                               Lessons:   Psalm 137: 1-6     Romans 8: 18-25, 31-39
Tuesday, July 27          7:30pm            Presbytery's Middle East Task Force meeting at Ralph
                                                                Wright's Tax Office in Patchogue. A report on the actions
                                                                of our recent General Assembly regarding the Israeli/Palestinian
                                                                Conflict, offered by Rev. John Underwood, (Deer Park) an
                                                                observer . Pastor Tom is convenor of the Task Force and will
                                                                provide transportation for any wishing to attend.
Looking Ahead       
          Sunday, August 8           Deadline for articles for next issue of our NEWSletter
          Monday, August 16 - Friday, August 20     Vacation Bible School at Bellport Methodist
          Sunday, August 29         7:30pm     Discussion  on the novel "Forgiving Ararat, The Gallery
          Sunday, September 19    6:30pm     Potluck Supper in the Carriage House
The Giggle Box
          Applicants for jobs at a company are asked to fill out a questionnaire. Among the things candidates list is their high school and when they attended. One prospective employee dutifully wrote the name of his high school, followed by the dates he attended: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.
            A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor. "Is it true," she asked, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes," the doctor replied. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady responded, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'no refills'"

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