Sunday, July 25 10:00am Morning Worship
Sermon: "Being Spiritual: 3. Affirming The Old In The New"
Lessons: Psalm 137: 1-6 Romans 8: 18-25, 31-39
Tuesday, July 27 7:30pm Presbytery's Middle East Task Force meeting at Ralph
Wright's Tax Office in Patchogue. A report on the actions
of our recent General Assembly regarding the Israeli/Palestinian
Conflict, offered by Rev. John Underwood, (Deer Park) an
observer . Pastor Tom is convenor of the Task Force and will
provide transportation for any wishing to attend.
Sunday, August 8 Deadline for articles for next issue of our NEWSletter
Monday, August 16 - Friday, August 20 Vacation Bible School at Bellport Methodist
Sunday, August 29 7:30pm Discussion on the novel "Forgiving Ararat, The Gallery
Sunday, September 19 6:30pm Potluck Supper in the Carriage House
The Giggle Box
Applicants for jobs at a company are asked to fill out a questionnaire. Among the things candidates list is their high school and when they attended. One prospective employee dutifully wrote the name of his high school, followed by the dates he attended: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor. "Is it true," she asked, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes," the doctor replied. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady responded, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious is my condition because this prescription is marked 'no refills'"